Grrrr... Why can't I do this?

I'm trying to become master of the universe but I'm failing. I want to learn the ins and outs of the back-end world of hosting, designing, and posting webpages. You can check out the link to this post to see just how far I've come with my hosting skills. I now know what FTP is, and I want to use my Filezilla app to do my new website (aimed at taking over the world for the better), but I'm certainly not beyond my fear of severely messing everything up with my Fatcow hosting service. I need help because I'm not down with feeling so technologically inept. It's not consistent with my persona!

Keep an eye out though for my new and improved blog on Word Press. It should be up later this week. I'll put up some links. I just want to get started though on this civil rights social engineering project!