Will my eyes fall out?

This may sound gross, but I wish that I could get another set of eyeballs, maybe similar to what doctors and dentists do for folks whose teeth are no longer useful. I wish I could just swap my set of eyeballs out and drop 'em in some fizzy effervescent rejuvenating waters. I could rest up the ol' eye sockets, and then return them an hour later or the next morning all fresh and ready to go.

There is a particular drain to the body and the ocular arrangement induced by academia. Soldier on though. This is a privilege to have these concerns.